Act enthusiastic and you become enthusiastic. - Dale Carnegie

The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

Take the attitude of a student. Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

Find someone who is doing what you want to be doing well, and ask them how they do it.

Sometimes you need to give others what they want before you can do what you want.

Work is love made visible. - Kahlil Gibran

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight but has no vision.

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.

It's not what you've got, it's what you use that makes a difference.

The best way to predict the future is to invent it!

People hate as they love, unreasonably. -William Makepeace Thackeray, novelist (1811-1863)

Don't make me use uppercase!

If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15.

The difference between a hypocrite and a wise man is that one states his beliefs while the other lives them.

Tax time - that's when all your pictures of George Washington give their farewell address.

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

There's few things as uncommon as common sense. - Frank McKinney Hubbard

If you don't say anything, you won't be called upon to repeat it. - Calvin Coolidge

There is a great man, who makes very many feel small. But the real great man is the man who makes every man feel great. - G. K. Chesterton

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars. - Les Brown.

Politicians are those who deal with the problems which would not exist if they didn't exist.

There is a fine line between the sane and the insane. I walk that line. Walk with me.

Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals and dockyards make the city, but men able to use their opportunity. - Alcaeus (7th century BC) --Ancient Greek poet and satirist

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Conceit is God’s gift to little men.

If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel. March down there and turn it on yourself.

When you speak of heaven, let your face light up; let it be irradiated by a heavenly gleam; let your eyes shine with reflected glory. But when you speak of hell, your ordinary expression will do. - Charles Spurgeon

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
(All kinds of possibilities with this one.... three separate blogs - a series perhaps)

Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time!

I owe! I owe! So off to work I go!

This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.

Hlade's Law: "If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they will find an easier way to do it."

Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, cornbread R square!

The difference between intelligence and stupidity is that intelligence has a limit.

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.- Jennifer Unlimited (Do you think you've got a good handle on reality?)